Showing posts with label gag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gag. Show all posts
Monday, August 30, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
Discovery of the Year
Telegram to George W. Bush:
Have discovered only person in the world stupider than you stop Now we have two of each colour stop p.s., please please stop
And here's his opinion about same-sex marriage:
If the gay community had half of the retardation of this guy, I'd understand why some of us straight people make such a fuss about it.
(BTW, I of course know this is a joke video. ... Actually, I'm not sure.)
Have discovered only person in the world stupider than you stop Now we have two of each colour stop p.s., please please stop
And here's his opinion about same-sex marriage:
If the gay community had half of the retardation of this guy, I'd understand why some of us straight people make such a fuss about it.
(BTW, I of course know this is a joke video. ... Actually, I'm not sure.)
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Castor caesum venezualis
Member of the Castoridae family and the Rodentia order, the Venezuelan Beaver evolved from primary rodents living in South America, which also gave existence to the capybara (Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris) and the extinct Giant Beaver (Castoroides ohioensis). However, neither the capybara nor the extinct Giant Beaver give such good cheese as the great Venezuelan beaver (this may also be due to the fact that none of them can be milked - the Giant Beavers are dead and the capybaras... bite).
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese is made 100% of beaver cheese (plus 50% goat cheese, 67% vinegar, 7% cat milk, 76% Moon and 23% magic), curdled and washed by Brazilian blind nuns, and put in to age for nearly 650 years.
The cheese is yummy, tasty, and it doesn't have that whole crap of holes, bleedin' Switzers - who wants to eat a bloody cheese with holes anyway? Half of the cheese isn't even there! Like those bleedin' Quesos Palmitas, all salty. Rubbish.
Our cheese is known to entertain mice, selenographers, Python fans all over the world and Hugo Chávez (¿Porqué nó te callas y comes un queso?) without warning. Scientists predict that if a World War III is to come, it will be because of the lack of water - or because of the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (one of the two). Which is extremely preocupant.
So enjoy your cheese for now, kids, and remember...
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese is made 100% of beaver cheese (plus 50% goat cheese, 67% vinegar, 7% cat milk, 76% Moon and 23% magic), curdled and washed by Brazilian blind nuns, and put in to age for nearly 650 years.
The cheese is yummy, tasty, and it doesn't have that whole crap of holes, bleedin' Switzers - who wants to eat a bloody cheese with holes anyway? Half of the cheese isn't even there! Like those bleedin' Quesos Palmitas, all salty. Rubbish.
Our cheese is known to entertain mice, selenographers, Python fans all over the world and Hugo Chávez (¿Porqué nó te callas y comes un queso?) without warning. Scientists predict that if a World War III is to come, it will be because of the lack of water - or because of the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese (one of the two). Which is extremely preocupant.
So enjoy your cheese for now, kids, and remember...
THE BEAVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!
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